Season Chica-Boom-Boom To Come (*wink*) THREE -- Momma Fkn McG, y'all!

Season Numero TWICE! -- Appreciating Daniel's WMD buttons

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No New Posts 2.01: Ha’i'ole / Unbreakable

McNuclear Panty Destroyer thinks he’s on Prison Break because no one told him that show was canceled. Chin Ho Kelly is once again a hero. Daniel is a hysterical caricature of the man we once loved. Kono gives the best a.smashing of the episode. Everyone may be a lesbian as no one removes McG’s pants (NO! H8!). I have decided to name my firstborn Atplenkov Zimmo.

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No New Posts 2.02: Ua Lawe Wale / Taken

Lori Weston is introduced as the new 5-0. There is a white man cult head who grows his own organic foods and steals people. McG rides a horsie v hard, and Kono is left outside alone while Tom Sizemore scares the p.ss right out of me.

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No New Posts 2.03: Kame’e / The Hero

Kono goes deeper, without McG and Daniel. That Bald Man is here to stay. Navy SEAL Herd 9 is under attack. Extra-judicial killings are a-okay, when they’re committed by good-looking men.

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No New Posts 2.04: Mea Makamae / Treasure

McG deep water dives. Daniel has a crush on a The Doctor. “Cath” is shipped off to The Gulf, and does not try to remove McG’s pants. Some diver is dead. We learn why by the end of the 43 minutes.

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No New Posts 2.05: Ma’ema’e / Clean

CHINCHINCHIN is back with Malamalama. We figure out wtf’s up with Kono. Alec-Baldwin’s-Brother-Not-Stephen wears an ugly shirt. Deep Fryer (thanks, McMo!) and McG have a c0ck-off; McG wins. Obvi.

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Season Numero Uno -- Discovering The FOY

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No New Posts 1.01: Kurtzman, Lenkov, Orci & Turner have lots and lots of money

Team Bobblehead is attacked. Lots and lots of stuff is blown to hell. Commander McGarrett and Danny Williams have equal sized man parts. Alex Kurtzman, Peter Lenkov, Roberto Orci, and Brad Turner have a lot of money so theirs are bigger.

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No New Posts 1.02: Ohana / Family

Danno hearts ties, hates flip-flops and threatens to unfriend McGarrett on Facebook. McGarrett irons his underpants and stands between someone’s thighs (this someone is not me, so I am sad). Also, potheads, unicorns, Serbs & swirly flips.

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No New Posts 1.03: Malama Ka Aina / Respect the Land

Chin lies and has b.stard family; Imelda Marcos makes a cameo; I can’t spell any Hawaiian names. Danno calls McG a punk and hates pineapples and steering wheels; McG hugs an extra and may have crabs. Hookers gold-dig. My panties make a swift exit and then commit suicide; I thank God for Hawaii 5-0.

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No New Posts 1.04: Lanakila / Victory

Cheaters in prisons; Danno drops his pants; and, boo-boos are made for kissing. Australians don’t play basketball. McG = McNerd. Shamu says hi. I am girl crushing on @tarynmanning. Danno vanishes, McG may be hung, though these two facts are not necessarily connected.

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No New Posts 1.05: Nalowale / Forgotten/Missing

Steve McGarrett is officially Captain McPanty Destroyer. He sexes “Cath “w/ his body and everyone else w/ his eyes. Danno is on a time out; Kono is taken to a wh*re house; Chin yells “I’M KOREAN.” Philippine terrorists, dance offs, mermaids and roofies. A great time is had by all.

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